I got these from a friend.
"Oh you poor baby! That must have really hurt."
“I think you’re showing too much chest. You look like a slut.”
“Let’s go shoe shopping! K?”
“Let’s dress up in pink bunny suits and throw up on each other.”
“Can I put sugar in your wife’s gas tank again?”
“We should all three wear matching sweaters to the hardware store.”
“After the Lakers game, we should frolic in a meadow.”
“I really hate seeing hot women in thongs.”
“Church is so much more fun than skiing. I’m going back every day!”
“That Rosie O'Donell sure is a looker, eh?”
“This business partnership is reaching a new level. Let’s talk about our feelings.”
“God! Another Victoria’s Secret catalog? I wish they’d stop sending these things.”
“Can I borrow your slacks?”
“I just hope that Britney Spears doesn’t pose nude in Playboy. She’s my idol.”
“From now on, let’s do everything our wives ask us to, just as soon as they ask us, OK? Let’s swear on it."