August 05, 2004

Beer Scam

Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug
called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and
is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to
persuade hapless male victims to go home with them.

Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then
ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders
most men helpless. After several "beers," men will have sex with even
unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night
before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad
happened.

Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings
in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped
unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called
"marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is
administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or
some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the
predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist
in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your
encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded
guys.

For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf
Courses."

Posted by Ron at August 5, 2004 09:18 AM
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